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Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

#19641324
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I agree, your life sucks (21234) - you deserved it (5788)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

#18895505
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I agree, your life sucks (18986) - you deserved it (3043)

On 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
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I agree, your life sucks (43918) - you deserved it (4158)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

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On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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