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Today, I came acros an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand . He was crying . I thought I would be a good Samaritan an see if he was okay . After 15 minute of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me . FML
Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML
yesterday I was in IKEAhen friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I textd friends to seehere they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015