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Today I was taking a dump an I pusd so ard tat I got ligt eadd an passd out on te floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36246) - you deserved it (12839)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, I came acros an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand . He was crying . I thought I would be a good Samaritan an see if he was okay . After 15 minute of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me . FML

#16025758
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35307) - you deserved it (9222)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today , While Bieng Robbed , A Man Heroically Chased Down The Robber And Got My Purse Back. He Then Looked At The Distance Between Us , Turned The Other Way And Ran Off With It. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44453) - you deserved it (3346)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't mah mom and mah grandma. FML

#15917525
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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I was muggd. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. mega FML

#15917217
227 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

#15903380
104 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I gave my boyfriend a blowjob fir te frst time. Tis is te moment e coose to exclaim... "Wow... you really do ave a lot of dandruff!" FML

#15805096
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40405) - you deserved it (11397) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stars. FML

#15791793
98 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over . My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream ( Help me officer, he looool has a knife! ) FML

#15773415
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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking!! He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted!! FML

#15748072
104 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ad diarrea in a public batroom. Wen I was finisd, I noticd tat someone ad pissd all over te toilet paper. FML

#15630869
130 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

yesterday I was in IKEAhen friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I textd friends to seehere they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

#15616654
112 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States



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