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About girly_boi : I... have green and silver hair. Why? Because I have nothing else to do with my life between now and moving into the college dorms in the fall. Greeeeeeennn.... Yeah. I'm so... out there. Yay.
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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
Friday 22 May 2015