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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 860
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About girly_boi : I... have green and silver hair. Why? Because I have nothing else to do with my life between now and moving into the college dorms in the fall. Greeeeeeennn.... Yeah. I'm so... out there. Yay.

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML


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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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