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gingermass437
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 April 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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860 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49455) - you deserved it (599150)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26255) - you deserved it (99387)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

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62 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentines Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by kolgate (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
57 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21204) - you deserved it (5642)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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