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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 6:08am - work - by jessefonsexy. (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I discovered that for the past 4 years my mother has been slipping meat into my food because she thinks my vegetarianism is a "stupid hippie fad." FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 9:17am - misc - by veggieweggie (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm - kids - by nicki - United States (Illinois)
Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML
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On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out that my anxiety disorder has escalated to where I now scratch and pick at my face while asleep. Now I get to sleep with oven mitts taped to my hands. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)
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