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by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
by Username / 08/21/2011 at 5:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by TuteSweet / 08/12/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Backinzi / 07/30/2011 at 7:58pm / United States (Iowa) / Animals
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by ohmygosh / 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by cheddar / 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML
by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
by jaimie / 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
- Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose… Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get… Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three…