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by Tyler Smith / 11/03/2011 at 7:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Nicole557 / 11/03/2011 at 6:56am / United States / Animals
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by joser6969 / 10/29/2011 at 10:07am / United States / Work
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 10:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 2:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Animals
by Miroslav208 / 10/20/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
by Ca13b / 10/15/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
by adieuvelib / 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
by John W. / 10/12/2011 at 8:37am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm / United States / Transportation
- Today, I spent most of the day in excruciating pain from sore muscles. Not from working out though,… Today, I was just about to open up to my best friend about my depression and loneliness when I see… Today,after being single for close to 8 years I asked a girl out I have known for a few months. She…