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gingerface81

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 326
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About gingerface81 : I am only called "Ginger" by most people even though that is not my name. I'm planning on double majoring in psychology and exercise science in college so I can later become a personal trainer/psychologist. Add me on Xbox Live if you want: GingerMuffin1. I'm very open and willing to talk about most things so feel free to message me :)

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gingerface81's favorite FMLs

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10406) - you deserved it (33087)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

#18069219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (1863)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85214) - you deserved it (13070)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31391) - you deserved it (2997)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27581) - you deserved it (7778)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29102) - you deserved it (3344)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27705) - you deserved it (3057)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36285) - you deserved it (7123)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30375) - you deserved it (4153)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48648) - you deserved it (8010)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48617) - you deserved it (3972) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23904) - you deserved it (3610)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

#13471271
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27757) - you deserved it (3734)

On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30551) - you deserved it (2545)

On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)



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