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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17352) - you deserved it (3094)

On 01/04/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by sore - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

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On 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by Lovergirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Gassy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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