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by bglenney / 08/15/2013 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Work
by WTF? / 08/12/2013 at 12:49am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2013 at 12:24am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm / Egypt / Intimacy
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2013 at 2:19am / United States / Health
by YouSoSmelly / 08/02/2013 at 9:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 12:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by mishyb / 07/28/2013 at 12:28am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML
by MarkQ95 / 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm / Ireland / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
by Stacy / 07/13/2013 at 12:22am / United States / Love
by whowhat / 07/11/2013 at 2:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 2:11am / United States (Iowa) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to… Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded… Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it…
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…