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  • Town/Country : Canada
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About gilliaga73 : I wish I owned a guinea pig.

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Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:22am - love - by Stacy (woman) - United States

Today, I came home at 1am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

#20775513
81 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
162 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college fund to pay for my cat to be flown to LA and audition for a movie. FML

#20764588
116 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

#20731460
51 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML

#20731175
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On 06/17/2013 at 9:55am - health - by nomwar (woman) - United States

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

#20707362
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On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
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On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

#20562056
142 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

#20550992
69 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

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73 comments

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland



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