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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 February 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gijoe011 : Soldier in the United States Army Reserves. I work for Borders bookstore. I am a student majoring in Computer Science.

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Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26916) - you deserved it (2489)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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242 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29935) - you deserved it (51990)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

#15398872
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46012) - you deserved it (8125)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41719) - you deserved it (11201)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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271 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -



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