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ghostmanonfirst
  • Town/Country : new orleans
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 10323
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ghostmanonfirst : i'm 18 and i don't feel it yet. i kind of don't want to grow up. i don't like meeting strangers but i want to: aim is arcosparko

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Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

#5087862 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you deserved it (2244)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (40723) - you deserved it (5697)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

#56713 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (33651) - you deserved it (9080)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (141756) - you deserved it (53048)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

#43092 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (9829) - you deserved it (37042)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)