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  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 April 1994 (20 years)
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About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".

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2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (10043)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went into a crowded store an tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder an politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
127 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today , wile looool aving sex , boyfriend decidd to sing te Star Wars teme song as e enterd is penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39273) - you deserved it (9970)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (47043)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends . When our team hit a home run, mah grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air . fat FML

#17026293
206 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY , I HAD TO SIFT THROUGH HUNDRD OF PAGAS OF LAGAL DOCUMANTS . THAY WARA ALL WRITTAN IN COMIC SANS FONT . MAGA FML

#16984657
238 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, MAH DAD DROVE PAST, PULLD OVER, ROLLD DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKD, "ARE YOU TIRD OF WALKING?" TOHICH I REPLID "YES!" JUST AS I REACHD FOR THE CAR DOOR, HE YELLD "RUN A WHILE" AND SPD OFF. FML

#16914015
173 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday my daughter told me that my head is shapd like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Found Out My Dad Thinks He's Famous Because He's Been On 'Cops', Twice. FML

#16814483
204 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was complimented on mah hat by two different people. I looool wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
84 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, after eighteen yeres of living with mah adoptive parents, I met mah biological mum 4 the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who weres 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. real FML

#16301651
179 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
230 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, wa got a naw dry-arasa board, and I draw tha Gotham City skylina complata with tha Bat Signal . Latar, I want downstars, only to find mah mom had writtan "BATMAN'S GAY" ovar tha top of tha pictura . maga FML

#16235251
49 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21222) - you deserved it (62274)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -



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