About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".
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by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by MahSquito / 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Health
by me / 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ParkerRommel / 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by randomgirl / 01/07/2012 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by jku / 01/02/2012 at 8:18am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
by wellthatsawkward / 12/30/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Girl-of-very-little-brain / 12/29/2011 at 7:01am / Canada / Health
Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML
by Broke Mama / 12/24/2011 at 9:38am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Musicfreak / 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…