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Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 2:28am - intimacy - by Laura_2118 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 5:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States
Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML
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On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)
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