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ghostlilac

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6143
  • Number of comments : 150
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About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".

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ghostlilac's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13890) - you deserved it (35179)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30762) - you deserved it (4201)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19421) - you deserved it (30190) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24634) - you deserved it (4752)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

#18597076
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26120) - you deserved it (7605)

On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

#18546937
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15740) - you deserved it (29366)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm - misc - by Musicfreak (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23522) - you deserved it (5274)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53107) - you deserved it (8326)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44232) - you deserved it (10140)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

#18383706
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29141) - you deserved it (6346)

On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27589) - you deserved it (5423)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32045) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38365) - you deserved it (8666)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

#18088361
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (2631)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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