About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".
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by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by GogoTheGreat / 04/23/2012 at 10:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2012 at 3:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by jesifairy / 04/13/2012 at 12:46am / Australia / Love
by kayadd33 / 04/10/2012 at 10:13am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by potatoebee / 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
by argh / 03/20/2012 at 4:16am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cero_kewl / 03/05/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by MahSquito / 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Health