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ghostlilac

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6105
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".

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ghostlilac's favorite FMLs

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15719) - you deserved it (25823)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25889) - you deserved it (9912)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

#19312458
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6496) - you deserved it (31803)

On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

#19246597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (2473)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31653) - you deserved it (2838)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19395) - you deserved it (32760)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (3231)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28542) - you deserved it (4526)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (6139)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34401) - you deserved it (5747)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24359) - you deserved it (6710)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46769) - you deserved it (4215)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14423) - you deserved it (50070)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32479) - you deserved it (14224)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (9809)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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