About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".
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by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
by Anonymous / 07/09/2012 at 6:37am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
by Joseph N / 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States / Kids
by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by picklet / 05/12/2012 at 10:36am / Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Intimacy
by muddled / 05/02/2012 at 2:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/29/2012 at 5:45am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
by ouch / 04/28/2012 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by GogoTheGreat / 04/23/2012 at 10:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous