About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".
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by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML
by killme / 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by RadioactiveKush / 03/01/2015 at 2:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
by pinecones / 02/02/2015 at 9:25am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by FuckfaceSteve / 02/01/2015 at 9:59am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Love
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/31/2015 at 8:12am / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
by bookworm / 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
by marcranger / 08/11/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids