About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".
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by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML
by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by cassieleigh1 / 11/05/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by RIPcareer / 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money
by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by KaylaRox1908 / 07/07/2015 at 10:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by justin Bieber / 06/15/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work
by Iwtumn / 04/30/2015 at 2:15pm / Austria (Steiermark) / Love
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML
by killme / 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by RadioactiveKush / 03/01/2015 at 2:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous