About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".
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Today, my uncle asked me to act as a bodyguard in a video he was making. I put on the shades and suit while he was saying his message to the camera. I was laughing so hard internally that I ended up farting so loud throughout the entire video. We had to shoot the video five times. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Hey, thats not math!? / 08/09/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by jack / 06/15/2016 at 5:56am / France (Corse) / Love
by Trooper / 06/14/2016 at 8:19pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by spadesmollusques / 06/06/2016 at 1:13am / France (Alsace) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML
by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by cassieleigh1 / 11/05/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by RIPcareer / 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money
by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by KaylaRox1908 / 07/07/2015 at 10:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous