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Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by Holls (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

#19453519
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On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

#19451298
111 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
194 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

#19449472
462 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

#19444005
316 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

#19434982
187 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

#19434317
91 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
181 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
131 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

#19424189
61 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:12pm - misc - by strokingitasitype (man) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

#19421733
95 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Judy69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

#19421623
162 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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