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Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

#18881874
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On 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by needanewphone - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML

#18774764
165 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Dockin (man) - India

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
221 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
397 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
198 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
177 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
330 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
162 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

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On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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