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Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam
Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 9:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)
Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)
Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
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