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georgiamarshall_
  • Town/Country : Warrnambool, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About georgiamarshall_ : I get myself into trouble most days, other days it's not my fault.
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Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37719) - you deserved it (24785)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80041) - you deserved it (9813)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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