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georggx
  • Town/Country : WALES
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2449
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About georggx : I pretty much love my life. :) Im pretty open and dont care what people think about me.. so if you have a problem with me, get over it :)
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Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
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I agree, your life sucks (46977) - you deserved it (3473)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11758) - you deserved it (47315)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33059) - you deserved it (4683)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:22am - love - by K123 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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