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gen11gen
  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gen11gen : Im 13.. going on 14...
Tryna fit in into this big mess called "earth".. loving life at this moment but sometimes "FLM"..

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Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17353) - you deserved it (5857)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18476) - you deserved it (3068)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36253) - you deserved it (1185)

On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76867) - you deserved it (9763)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi-online -



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