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Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37380) - you deserved it (15730)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15275) - you deserved it (56501)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8170) - you deserved it (53880)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)



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