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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 November 1988 (26 years)
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About geekchick88 : I love FML because every so often, there is a fantastic story that really makes me laugh. Sometimes, they are even fantastic in the opposite way, and bum me out. It's nice to find well written anecdotes in such a limited medium.

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Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML


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