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Today a woman stopped me and started chewing me out fir wereing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today , I found out that two kids were able to , without much effort , convince 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII . His house was built in 2007 . We also live in America . FML

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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML

#19450814
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I introducd mah mother to mah new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that mah girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
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On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend came over to mah parents house for dinner!! My dad made Holocaust jokes the entre time!! My boyfriend is Jewish!! FML

#19023656
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On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I went out in a storm to collect mah wheelie bin, which had flown down the street . On the way back to mah house, I realisd mah door had slammd shut an lockd behind me . That's okay though, a trampoline decidd to smash mah window an looool let me in . FML

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

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On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today We Had To Discuss Our Heritage At School!! When I Told The Class That I Am German Japanese An Of The Jewish Faith The Teacher Loudly Laughs At The ( Irony!! ) Something Lyk This Happens Whenever I Tell People Mah Background!! Mega FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke looool up with swastika and penise drawn on mah face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to mah prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at mah friend's house 4 a sleepover with no alcohol. FML

Today... I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793
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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Taday wa want up fir visitor's day fir mah son's Jawish summar camp. Wa don't kaap koshar, but most of his fallow campars do. Whan wa want around in tha circla saying our favorita foods, ha said, "my mom makas tha bast pork chops." Wa got dirty looks fir tha rast of tha day. fat FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service 4 Passover), mah mom servd matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options 4 me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shoutd, "I like really big balls!" in front of mah entire family. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Bought My Girlfriand Two Tickats To A Broadway Show That Was Coming Through Town Sha Raally Wantad To Saa !! I Couldn't Attand With Har Dua To Work So Sha Said Sha Would Taka Har Mom !! I Found Out Latar Sha Took Har Ax !! Now Thay'ra Back Togathar, And I Paid Fir Tha Data That Mada It Happan !! FML

#625298
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On 03/26/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by Voice29 (man) - United States (Missouri)

Taday girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finishd with "And you can find a nice Jewish boyhile your there." FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Not Jewish (man) - United States (California)



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