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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 580
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About gear4 : Hey! If you don't already know me, I'm gear, an 18 year old guy that likes computers and computer games :) I'm currently studying computer networking and I like to keep things simple.

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Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML


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On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML


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On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States

Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML


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On 01/10/2013 at 1:25am - love - by RP Havens (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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