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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 433
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About gear4 : Hey! If you don't already know me, I'm gear, a 17 year old guy that likes computers and computer games :) I'm currently studying computer networking and I like to keep things simple.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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gear4's favorite FMLs

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39346) - you deserved it (10728)

On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States

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