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gawwdd
  • Town/Country : McKinleyville, CA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing here for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home and introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved your asses in World War 2." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (2557)

On 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by oh ffs (man) - United States

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (8120) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm - love - by Bouh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23806) - you deserved it (51231)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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