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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 January 2000 (14 years)
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About gatorpatch : I like Nirvana, longboarding, and technology.

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Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (123680) - you deserved it (9416)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)



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