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garrett1999o3

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garrett1999o3

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 605
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About garrett1999o3 : Welcome to me.

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garrett1999o3's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33714) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

#13094765
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28772) - you deserved it (2449)

On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10937) - you deserved it (32828)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16797) - you deserved it (24991)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

#4226851
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60136) - you deserved it (3113)

On 08/02/2009 at 8:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

#4074077
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64944) - you deserved it (7751)

On 07/27/2009 at 4:12am - love - by DAMMit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daughter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

#2935296
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35065) - you deserved it (5348)

On 06/16/2009 at 6:35am - kids - by inboxbuddies (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

#108416
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46918) - you deserved it (15326)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)



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