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Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22690) - you deserved it (4403)

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Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25558) - you deserved it (2509)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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