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About gamerdude94 : I'm Dylan. I like Apple, Inc.
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Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Friday 5 February 2016