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Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML
by Mack / 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 6:59am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
by Username / 08/04/2011 at 5:15am / United States / Money
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by loser4life / 07/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by MaHalKiTa / 07/23/2011 at 3:49am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
by bigjohn106 / 07/17/2011 at 8:34am / United States (Maryland) / Love
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me… Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly… Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him.…