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Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML
by Mack / 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 6:59am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
by Username / 08/04/2011 at 5:15am / United States / Money
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by loser4life / 07/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by MaHalKiTa / 07/23/2011 at 3:49am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
by bigjohn106 / 07/17/2011 at 8:34am / United States (Maryland) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I…