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  • Town/Country : Brampton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3106
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

#16367942
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36598) - you deserved it (2971)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

#16237035
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44218) - you deserved it (3674)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36784) - you deserved it (5514)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46577) - you deserved it (4945)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16596) - you deserved it (38115)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33448) - you deserved it (13102)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37973) - you deserved it (5207)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (6088)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (6088)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realised how poor I am when I found myself fishing out a two dollar coin someone had left behind in a public toilet bowl. FML

Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

#15142777
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (2733)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

#15112271
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26831) - you deserved it (8193)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11143) - you deserved it (61488)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML

#14743566
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26684) - you deserved it (2713)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm - health - by Damn.... (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

#14353887
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10375) - you deserved it (105379)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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