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  • Town/Country : France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 September 1988 (24 years)
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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
495 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105187) - you deserved it (5803)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
495 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105187) - you deserved it (5803)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
495 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105187) - you deserved it (5803)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26792) - you deserved it (2304)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20614) - you deserved it (5217)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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229 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (4420)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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