About gabriellemv : Lazy, mostly.
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Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
by captainocd / 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2010 at 7:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by ew. / 08/17/2010 at 12:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by malos / 08/12/2010 at 2:53am / United States / Work
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
by Chris / 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
by Mikey832 / 08/09/2010 at 9:24am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
by L.Lime05 / 08/08/2010 at 7:27pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
by MyFaceHurts / 08/03/2010 at 6:40am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
by Doubleyew1 / 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML
by iluvjenknee / 01/22/2010 at 1:26am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/22/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Nevada) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…