About gabriellemv : Lazy, mostly.
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Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML
by SeagullsShouldDie / 08/28/2010 at 2:07am / United States / Animals
by Lozza111 / 08/28/2010 at 1:14am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek
by Kelli / 08/28/2010 at 12:56am / United States (California) / Animals
by wearingshorts / 08/28/2010 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2010 at 5:15am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm / United States / Kids
by concusion / 08/23/2010 at 5:03am / United States (Texas) / Health
by diesel444 / 08/23/2010 at 1:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by coffee / 08/22/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Florida) / Money
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by car / 08/21/2010 at 1:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
by becca / 08/21/2010 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by pathetic / 08/20/2010 at 5:51am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
by home owner / 08/20/2010 at 2:14am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…