About gabriellemv : Lazy, mostly.
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Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
by andy / 01/01/2010 at 9:12am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/31/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2009 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
by PoachedFish / 12/29/2009 at 5:57am / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Animals
by DOGSNACHER / 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
by anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML
by creeped / 12/28/2009 at 7:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML
by lovehurts / 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by notgoodenough38 / 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
by LaurenLehmmman / 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…