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by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
by unhappyelf / 11/14/2011 at 4:53pm / United States / Work
by Kirby / 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
by ohdear / 10/31/2011 at 11:38am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
by WhoopteeDooDoo / 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by jzappe / 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Health
by Username / 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:36am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
by danii / 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
by Yuuucky / 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Sam / 09/26/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.…