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gabbyluvzyouz
  • Town/Country : up yours, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 32
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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207 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

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110 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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