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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1986 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4770
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 8:40am<b>Roskmeg</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 10:15pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 9:02pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 4:53pm<b>thomas5915</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 5:57pm<b>abhig</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 1:18am<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 1:44pm<b>BrainEaters</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 2:16am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Doubtful_Judge</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 9:44pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 5:49pm<b>youloveBC</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 7:07am<b>paravoz</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 2:11am<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 3:54pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:48pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:28pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 10:21am

Fucked!<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:37pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 6:23pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 8:11am<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 4:46am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 1:17am<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 6:48pm<b>pullmycurls</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm<b>harrypotter955</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 2:26pm<b>nela25</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 10:55pm

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Today, I had to drop off my library book. I thought I'd dropped in into the library book drop, but I'd accidentally put it in the post office mail box. To get the book back, I had to explain this incident five times to three librarians, a mailman, and my sister who called me ridiculous. FML

by lolateverything / 07/17/2014 at 12:25am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love

Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

by anona / 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

by ADanceWithDavos / 07/07/2014 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

by oh shit / 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

by Alex / 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

by Boulette / 06/23/2014 at 1:44am / Love

Today, I searched up ways to fix my eyebrows since they were so bushy and thick. I took my tweezers and set to work. It went to shit. So now, I have one completely straight eyebrow that makes me look like Bert from Sesame Street and another that's arched like Nina Dobrev's. FML

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML

by jonchavez / 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

by wondercat40 / 04/24/2014 at 5:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

by and not even in the good way / 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm / United States / Kids

Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

by Punphmelch / 03/26/2014 at 4:45am / Australia (South Australia) / Animals

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

by richard / 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

by cat whisperer / 03/20/2014 at 12:31am / United States / Animals

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm / United States (Illinois) / Money