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g_willikers24
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1129
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

#21100295
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39159) - you deserved it (16431)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

#21096727
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35204) - you deserved it (4496)

On 03/26/2014 at 4:45am - animals - by Punphmelch (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

#21092620
80 comments

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On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

#21091449
179 comments

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
88 comments

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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

#21054343
85 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 12:13pm - misc - by so scared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML

#20967683
153 comments

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On 11/23/2013 at 5:32am - love - by fecal romance (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

#20960472
71 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 1:00am - misc - by LizGo - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

#20956290
84 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
127 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

#20912722
115 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

#20905661
59 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 4:26am - animals - by hoo flung pu - United States

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

#20898877
70 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 6:53am - misc - by blackcat37 - United States (Missouri)



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