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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 112
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Yesterday, I Was Muggd. Not Fir A Laptop, Cell Phone Or Money, But Fir The Cupcake I Was Eating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25204) - you deserved it (2225)

On 07/26/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, after a long nigt of partying, I fell asleep,ile ma bride was delivering er vows. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6825) - you deserved it (54148)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend was over. I askd mah dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, u can't go upstairs 4 a quickie". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28685) - you deserved it (6712)

On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today I was giving mah boyfriend head. Soon I noticd he was being very quiet. When I lookd up he was in a deep sleep.


I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (7643)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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