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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28580) - you deserved it (2552)

On 07/26/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7554) - you deserved it (57129)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30732) - you deserved it (6985)

On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30408) - you deserved it (8192)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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