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  • Number of visits : 1022
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About gAt_d : Hello, I'm Derek. Thanks for stopping by. My life: kids back and forth to school, guitar, Misty(love of my life), guitar, writing, job searching, music, cooking, our pug, Neka, and FML!

"If you have love in your heart, let it show while you can" -avett bros.

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Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on mah brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor an waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

#21252533
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15637) - you deserved it (36180)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their frst prey. My hamster. FML

#20981341
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43741) - you deserved it (7116) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/05/2013 at 1:52am - animals - by Chatons - Switzerland

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to serech me, basically claiming that breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

#20972427
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41983) - you deserved it (3931)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I purposely set mah phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends!! FML

#20903065
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39930) - you deserved it (15443)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today , I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve , we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

Today , I was told that I lookd like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flatterd , I askedhich one. His response? "I don't know , the ugly one." FML

#20848594
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41254) - you deserved it (5303)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by theuglyone - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY AFTER PLACING IT ON TOP OF THE STOVE HOT TRAY OF FRESHLY-BAKD COOKIES SLIPPD . I CAUGHT IT THOUGH . WITH BARE HAND . FML

#20835323
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (6137)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by cookiemonster (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with mah hair. FML

#20835321
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48258) - you deserved it (3915)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)

Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom 4 just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashd on the ground. They got into a ( little argument ). FML

#20835313
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40270) - you deserved it (3152)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at a concert, mah boyfriend got mad an jealous cuz I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20834941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49461) - you deserved it (6231)

On 08/13/2013 at 2:58am - love - by really? - United States

TODAY, MAH TEACHER TOLD THE CLASS THAT WE HAD BETTER LIKE THE PEOPLE AT OUR TABLE CUZ WE WOULD ALL BE WORKING TOGETHER FIR THE FINAL GROUP ASSESSMENT . EVERYONE LOOKD AT ME, STOOD UP, AN MOVD . FML

#20834922
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45400) - you deserved it (7458)

On 08/13/2013 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah suparior gava ma a box of atharnat cablas which wara praviously attachd to mainframas storing classifid data. Ha raquastd I cut tham in half so that tha rasidual data would laak out. Not only doas this guy maka twica mah salary, thara was no convincing him otharwisa. Wa cut tham up.

Today , I received a pone call tat started wit , "Now stay calm... Your ouse is on fre." FML

#20834558
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47508) - you deserved it (2563)

On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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