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yesterday I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

#6421481
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6476) - you deserved it (53752)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (17379)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters!! I turnd around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide!! I screamd "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny!! Then I realizd the creepy man was a cardboard cutout!! fat FML

#4981586
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12990) - you deserved it (42151)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friend snuck up on me an yelled, "Gotca!" I screamed an dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, wite kitcen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitcen. FML

#4876384
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (4064)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by kitchencrime (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, an old lady cummd to te bank were I workd at to apply fir a loan!! Se obviously didn't qualify fir one as se as no income coming in!! Se lookd so pitiful, so I cangd a couple of er information so se could!! Se reportd me and I got frd!! FML

#4785631
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20146) - you deserved it (52845)

On 08/24/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by NoThanks (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today I just found out dad got ramarriad a yaar ago. Ta woman is officially living wit us I got to ava lunc wit ar alona today. I found out sa is only 22 wit a 14 yaar old littla brotar. My dad's 47. I'm 17 now wit a 14 yaar old uncla an a mom tat can pass for looool girlfriand. FML

#4126370
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53105) - you deserved it (2656)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I said to our pool-boy , "I know what your doing , and u have to stop it." He startd shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wantd to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was going to chack out my sacrat condom stash. Whan I lookad insida, I found a nota. Tha nota raad: "Thanks hun, I raally naadad this. Lova, Mom". maga FML

Yesterday I Was At A Second Interview Fir A Job That I Really Need As I Got Laid Off Last Month. Midway Through The Interview, I Went To Cross My Legs And Realized I Had 2 Different Shoes On. Mega FML

#3637305
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (18954)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:08am - work - by unemployed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a parant cama into mah class an told ona of mah 6 yaar old studant that thara grandma diad. Than tha parant laft. Tha kid startad crying from tha naws,hich than got all tha othar studant crying. I spant tha rast of tha day comforting a class of kids crying ovar somaona alsa's grandma. maga FML

#1902044
135 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 1:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Yukon Territory)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING MY JOB AS A CASHIER, ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT CAME TO THE REGISTER WAS A MIDGET . AS PART OF STORE POLICY, I HAD TO ID HIM, AND HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE SAID HE WAS FROM FLORIDA . SO I ASKED, WITHOUT CATCHING MYSELF, "HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?" MEGA FML

#1793303
125 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when mah chair flipped out from under me and mah soda fell on top of me and got in mah ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

#1440141
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43137) - you deserved it (7804)

On 04/28/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by kate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when mah chair flipped out from under me and mah soda fell on top of me and got in mah ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

#1440141
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43137) - you deserved it (7804)

On 04/28/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by kate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when mah chair flipped out from under me and mah soda fell on top of me and got in mah ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

#1440141
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43137) - you deserved it (7804)

On 04/28/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by kate (woman) - United States (New York)



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