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Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5581) - you deserved it (59801)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44588) - you deserved it (2062)

On 05/28/2009 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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