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Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someoneho'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML
Today , mah husband received the ( antique ) samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared mah outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package , only to fine a toy sword along with a note saying , ( HAHA , TROLLED. ) FML
Today, I overhered my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a vrtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me an begged me to come back to him!! In shock, I asked, looool "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, an then promptly hung up!! FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he cummed and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today my husband showd up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggerd in happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse 4 y he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law honey." Good to know I marrid a piece of shit in disguise. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015