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futbolrulz
  • Town/Country : Sheffield, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
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About futbolrulz : Loves football ! *Work hard, play harder*

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Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML

#12389070
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22272) - you deserved it (2272)

On 08/08/2010 at 10:52am - work - by XxDanno316xX - United States

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

#12000759
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8978) - you deserved it (26749)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML

#11945611
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (3601)

On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

#11940720
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (5611)

On 07/17/2010 at 10:54am - misc - by killer (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

#9770202
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37240) - you deserved it (6139)

On 04/10/2010 at 1:00am - money - by lance - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML

#4246082
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67881) - you deserved it (3905)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:15am - love - by Tuck_My_Life (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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