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Today, I was on the toilet when my cat came in and jumped up on the sink. Apparently my lap looked like a comfier seat, so she jumped onto it. She misjudged the distance, but luckily caught herself by sliding to a stop, with her claws in my bare thighs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40138) - you deserved it (4412)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by ouch - United States (Massachusetts)



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